Cingular conveniently “delays” pimp new Blackberry until Black Friday

15 11 2005

This sexy new ‘Treo killer’ from Blackberry has technosexuals everywhere foaming at the mouth. Crisp 320×240 pixel QVGA screen, all new full HTML Opera web browser, and (most importantly) Cingular’s brand spankin’ new EDGE high speed data network connection have generated lots of hype and momentum for Research In Motion. With next gen Windows Mobile 5 devices popping up like cases of Bird Flu, they’ll need every bit of press they can get to compete against the monolithic machine that is Microsoft.
November 21st was SUPPOSED to be the day we could all piss away our family’s Christmas money on a lusty gadget-phone for ourselves; but the marketing software corporate exec’s at Cingular seem to think the day after Thanksgiving will move more of their techno-heroin product. They’re absolutely right.

The Blackberry 8700c by RIM




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