iRiver’s taking Sony on a date; plans to stiff her on the bill

3 01 2006

Sony and Nintendo are changing in the lockerroom when iRiver comes out of the shower buck naked and starts flexing it’s Windows Mobile 5 muscles in front of them. Nintendo looks away blushing; Sony pretends to be doing it’s hair but is really eyeing up iRiver’s massive 800 pixel endowment in the mirror.

This baby’s younger, smarter, faster, and prettier than you. It’s got 8 gigs of storage, a rowdy 3D graphics engine, runs WinMo 5, and has a better screen than you.

It’s not you, it’s me her.

Check out the iRiver G10 at Akihabara




2 responses

3 01 2006

that’s pretty sweet lookin, but i must say, that the control set up on that is pretty weak….with the 8 button layout

even the psp attempts to have a decent input config with its geriatric analog “nub”

if they can pick up game developers though, theyll be in good shape

/end nintendo fanboy rant

4 01 2006

Congrats on writing the most homoerotic, sexually charged review of a portable gaming console that I have ever read. Yummy

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