Mother Teresa Family Guy skit cut/censored on Indian TV

20 07 2011

This hilarious scene was cut from Star World India TV broadcasts so I felt compelled to post it.





Manhattan population by day vs. night

13 08 2009

This is pretty intense:

manhattan-population

click to view fullsize:  http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/08/manhattan-population.jpg

via Gizmodo





Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game

30 09 2008
Palin Biden debate drinking game vice president presidential 2008

Palin Biden debate drinking game vice president presidential 2008

I saw this in this morning’s NYC Subway freebie paper Metro NY.  Looks like fun!





It’s 4/20. Do you know where your bong is?

20 04 2007

Drugs are Bad mmm,k?  420 4-20 april 20

It’s like Christmas for burners. Vancouver is having an 8,000 strong 420 smoke-in this afternoon at (gasp) 4:20pm! Niagara Falls potheads are taking to the streets for a legalization rally. What’s odd is I haven’t heard of anything big happening here in NYC to celebrate this glorious day. So I’ve decided to take matters into my own hands (and lungs) and celebrate the harvest on my own.

I hope there isn’t anyone reading this site who doesn’t know what 420 symbolizes. But not many people know where it all started. In high school all my friends said 420 was the police arrest code for marijuana possession. Apparently that was bullshit. Here’s the scoop from Wikipedia:

It is widely accepted that in 1971, a group of teenagers at San Rafael High School in San Rafael, California, calling themselves “The Waldos”, used to meet every day after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke marijuana at the Louis Pasteur statue. [2] [3] The term became part of their group’s salute, “420 Louis,”[4] and it eventually caught on more widely. Many cannabis users continue to observe 4:20 as a time to smoke communally. By extension April 20 (“4/20” in U.S. dating shorthand) has evolved into a counterculture holiday, where people gather to celebrate and consume cannabis.[5] [6]

There are also many apocryphal urban legends attempting to explain the origin of the term. Two of the most common of these are that 420 refers to the number of active ingredients in cannabis, or that it is police dispatch code for cannabis.[7] In actual fact there are around 315 active chemicals in cannabis, varying depending on the exact plant used, and 420 has never been verified as the police dispatch code for anything in any locale.






We’ve now been at war with Iraq longer than with Germany in WWII

16 08 2006

We’re counting from the day Germany declared war on the US (December 11, 1941) to VE day (May 8, 1945). This is 1244 days.
The Invasion of Iraq began on March 20, 2003 at 21:34 EST when the US began their first air strike on Baghdad.

On August 15, 2006 21:30 EST the United States will have been at war in
Iraq longer than it was at war with Germany in World War II.

Link via IroningTheFlag.com

Also, check out this video montage from MSNBC yesterday debating the intelligence of our Commander In Chief. Watch it via YouTube now





‘Greenades’: Marijuana Gumballs coming to a high school near you!

27 07 2006


It’s about damn time someone came up with a new delivery system for the tried and true THC millions of us love and adore. Some clever high school kids came up with the idea to put a gram of dank inside those tasty candy gumballs you get for a quarter and peddle them around their school. They come wrapped in foil with instructions printed on them.

“Chew for 30 minutes to one hour before you would like to receive your high. Chew for as long as possible, then swallow”

The DEA was so intrigued by the new business plan that they’ve issued a nationwide intelligence alert. Not bad for a couple 17 year olds.

Link to originating article





‘Bible Code’ predicts NYC to be nuked this Sunday. Everybody Panic!

6 06 2006

An alleged 12 year study of symbolic codes found in the Bible has led a group of scholars to predict that terrorists will detonate a nuclear bomb in New York City on the second sabbath of June, 2006. (That’s this coming Sunday!) The bomb will strike the United Nations Headquarters on East 45th Street in Midtown, Manhattan.
I sit here writing this from my apartment on East 13th street in the very same city, about a mile and a half away from the proposed ‘ground zero’. I wonder what we’ll call the old ground zero once we have new one(s)?

Here are the links that supposedly back up their claims. Seeing that today is 6/6/06 and I’m alive and well, I’m not giving this armegedden theory much creedence. But these sort of earth shattering tales are simply irresistable.

Bible Scholars Predict an 85 Percent Probability of a Nuclear Terrorist Attack on the UN Complex in Manhattan on June 9 or 10

85% Probability of UN Plaza being nuked between Friday evening June 9th and Saturday evening June 10th, 2006